ONE LITTLE WALK TO QUEENS BOULEVARD.

So I decided to carry my camera with me to Queens Blvd, after all THE BEAST was making history, getting his first bank account ever. It was quite a little hour and a half adventure, The O.T.B., Burger King, White Castle, a withdrawal at the bank, a dog fetching Snickers and a styrofoam soccer extravaganza.

We bumped into this dog on the street, I don’t remember his name but his owner had trained him to go and grab her a Snickers, and to top it off she mentioned “I tried to get him to fetch 3 Muskateers but he only get’s snickers.”

The owner of the dog is the woman wearing grey just to it’s right, she also mentioned, “he’s been fetching snickers for eight years,” and that I had, “Made it’s day!”

I thought it was amazing that these kids were playing soccer with a styrofoam box, everyone was getting in on the fun.

Brueger contemplates life and the realization that White Castle advertising is so accurate, “One taste and you’re hooked.”

If you ever bump into someone you know in the parking lot of white Castle you have to be a gentleman and hand over a slider.

Words can’t describe the one handed whole burger in one bite move, it’s TOP NOTCH.

I told her if she put all her weight on that branch she would fall, too bad she didn’t listen to me and took a nasty spill once I started walking again.

I witnessed these woman having the most elaborate argument on how to make a proper “Better than Sex” cake, otherwise known as a B.T.S.

So I lost ten bucks at the O.T.B. the last time I was there I won $123.00.

I thought Brueger was making some kind of crazy business deal that would bring the Dow Jones to it’s knees because he screamed at me, “Gimme some paper, a pen, quick, quick, give it to me!” And then he sat down. Little did I know he was getting a confirmation code for a free whopper from Burger King for answering a survey.

This garbage man was so bummed that there wasn’t much trash, so he just started throwing away garbage cans.

Somehow, the Beast bumped into us at White Castle, and man he was so excited to have finally gotten his first bank account, look at that look!

A WALK TO QUEEN'S BLVD

Only in New York would some of the hottest girls in the world be waiting for the bus in the rain, anywhere else in the world she would have gotten picked up.

We thought it was pretty strange that someone would enjoy Budweiser so much that they would walk it around in a baby carriage, only to leave the little guy all crumpled and stranded on the side of the road.

What can I say, beast dun did it again with another surpising move this spring, a big day getting his very first bank account.
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When it’s raining you certainly don’t wear your dress shoes.

What do you think Santa Claus does in the off season, he goes to Alpha Donuts and eats a cruller.

FRIDAY AT THE END OF APRIL

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