JASKEY-ISM'S

1) Jaskey told me he had never done a feeble grind on a ledge and had always wanted to learn one, so I was kind of scratching my head when he landed about twenty of them in a row, I think he even landed the first one he tried.
2) The Beast made him feel like he was at the Drake hotel and adequately dressed his soup for a king, and that is very unusual in itself.
3) When I got a Mr. Softee chocolate cone it tasted like chemical (three strikes your out Mr. Softee!!!) So when I asked for a new vanilla cone, the ice cream man just said "back up," then Mike Jordan'd my scoop into the air thus not wasted a cone, and Jaskey let out a goofy little burst of laughter. And, this happened on Roosevelt Island, possibly the strangest place anywhere near New York.
4) When we got a summons because of Puleo, we were riding away and Jaskey just laughed and said, "Man, I love that guy, I honestly think he doesn't care about anything." (Possibly not the most accurate quote but something along those lines.)
(( In a nut shell these cops told us to leave for skating because we didn't have a permit, so Puleo says, "Ok how do I get one?" Then the cop says "You go to City Hall, but they aren't going to give you one," and then he said, "Well, then why did you ask me if I had one?"))
5) I was laughing to myself while writing number 4.
6) I had just bought this perfectly new table and then jaskey doodled on it all night like it was his while making a one time trip to Valerie-loves-me land.

DAMN...

I was just sitting here thinking how amazing it is that none of these girls got shoes and they are cooking up a stew, looking at the first photo I noticed some creepy guy in the background. However, keep in mind there is a creek in between them. So he must have been pulling some spy action.

POCAHONTAS TRIO OF DREAMS...

At the time that I witnessed this, and still today some weeks later, I'm still completely mesmerized by these three Pocahontas girls cooking up a stew over a home-made fire down by the creek. We were walking down a mountain trail in the middle of nowhere and stumbled upon this. Once I took out my camera and took a couple pics they became completely shy.
I'm still pissed I didn't have the balls to get closer in and offer them some peso's for a better shot but we happened to be in a huge hurry down the trail, we'd lost a kid and were an hour late checking out of the hotel, amongst other angst ridden stressballers.

COMPLETELY DIPPED IN LAKAI.... DIPPED...

just doing a little wallride these days does amount for squat.

These days to really strike a chord you gotta come to the spot completely dipped in a Lakai wallpaper hoody and matching flair hat, then get magical on the jersey barrier with a razor. Otherwise your just wasting everybody's precious time.

YOUNG PHILOSOPHER SHOOTOUT.

When a beer tastes good you'll make any excuse to drink one. So last night with the whole world waiting for the youtube super8 launch, and it fully loaded, I took it upon myself to overindulge and have a Young Philosopher photoshoot.
Shirt modelled by the Lovely Lourdes. Sweatshirt modelled by Dardy and the Beebops.


Beast took it upon himself to make a beer run and a rock took it upon itself to get stuck in his wheel while flying down a hill. A little glass to the palm never killed anybody.

THANKYOUNYC on YOUTUBE, CHECK IT OUT!!!

Do to the fact my technological skills aren't really on par, you have to cut and paste this, enjoy! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO3FNAJ6sbs

monday morning.

I basically gave up trying to take boring pictures. I want every one of my pictures from here on out to look like a Juicy Fruit commercial from '88.

The concept for their business name and phone number is second-to-none.