MATCHING

Look, you don't just match a tee shirt with socks, you chameleonate to your environment.

SOME RECENT INFLUENCES... SOME ALWAYS INFLUENCES.

Art Shay, my favorite photographer, from Chicago. He also happens to be standing here with his wife and five hidden cameras.


Art Shay

Natas and a magic shirt.

Lennon dead, and never comes out of his plastic wrapping.

Look at her in the window, stealing all the gusto in the photo.

KATYN FOREST MASSACRE.

A woman in front of me crying, a woman behind me crying before the first scene even took place, and not a word spoken in the entire theatre after the ending. Check it out at Film Forum or your local theatre before it's too late.

BLACKBIRD SINGING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

I was taking a food break in the kitchen and decided a squirell has got to eat too. I threw him out a piece of wheat toast and some black birds stole it from him, then a white bird stole it from the black birds, then the white bird tried to fly off with it and dropped it, so the blackbirds regained ownership. Ahh, Saturday afternoon entertainment right out in the back yard.

MUSIC FOR PEOPLES EARS TO THINK ABOUT.

Cancel all your plans and come out or stay home and listen to Philip Glass in a dirty bathtub and feel sorry for yourself. We'll be throwing a little DARDY-PARTY tomorrow night and WE NEED YOU!

POPPED.

Lance explaining what happened at a McDonalds.
"So I popped him in the face!"
We all looked at him funny...
"...So I popped him in the back of the face!"
Funniest shit I ever heard.

CREEPY DOLL.

Have you ever stayed over at your friends house and woken up to a creepy doll staring right at you?