ELI AS BING.

Have you ever seen Eli Reed sing karaoke? He's like a young Bing Crosby

THE DARDYS AT PIANOS.

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JUST WAITING FOR THE TRAIN.

Never spoken a word to this girl in my life but god damn she appears to be looking right into the lens.

SPOILING IS MY GAME!

TWO MOTHERFUCKING MONTHS!!!

Every time Pete comes over he spills something on my floor (Most times beer, and even one time a beer with his endless cigarette juices). Thats carpeting bitch! And he never attempts to clean it. So he asks to stay over at five in the morning in sub-zero temps and I oblige. I even made the fucker a little bed on the ground with an egg-foamy and a blanket. I wake up at ten in the morning and he has disappeared. A whole glass of water spilled on top of the blanket which bled through to the egg-foamy and through that to the carpet.
"Thats it Pete, you're banned from my place, ONE MONTH!"
He just laughed it off, and in a fit of rage I pulled out the Breakfast Club special with hand-horns,
"Thats it motherfucker, TWO MONTHS! You're banned two months!"

COBWEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quite possibly one of my favorite people on the planet, (And I'm sure some others might agree) Cobweb rides atop a train in the loop holding up four fingers. There was this one time I was with him at a party and it was a whole crew of us and he takes down his pants to a death metal song and starts twirling his chair around like Michael Jackson after Ronson-ing up his pubic hair and lighting his kingdom on fire. We were laughing our asses off and every other person stopped and watched in complete horror/shock. Then my friend Justin tried to recreate the scenario some time later and used wayyy too much Ronson and almost destroyed his chances of children. This photograph was taken by Joey, and I was introduced to it by Chris Silva.

HEART.

I was walking past the brooklyn banks and this kid was skating on a shit-wind-snowy day. Unbelievable.