WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME SUCCESSFUL.

LAUGHING OFF ALL SERIOUS PROBLEMS.

Let me just tell you how Bernardo answers his door.

Knock knock
"Who?"
"It's me."
"Who me?"
"It's me me."
He begins a lazy laugh, "...Fuck you want man?"

BRUEGER

BEERS AND INTERNET.

I had a couple in honor of Presidents day and woke up with a fifteen day travel confirmation to a tropical paradise sent to my email. Can't backout now.

POWER COUPLE.

This guy jumped, twirled, and dipped with the best of 'em for two hours with this girl at the 50th anniversary Christmas party for the Guggenheim. At first I thought he was a young gay kid with a mustache and his best girl-friend, showing off his Patrick Swayze moves. But then...half way into the party... I became so mesmerized in watching their movements that I declared in my head, "That is the coolest motherfucker I have ever seen in my life." It really is a shame I didn't get a picture of his white slip-ons.

HARRY DRUZD OF ENDLESS BOOGIE.

EARLY SESSION.

It's only when someone is visiting from California that they think it's a great idea to go skate at 7 am in a t-shirt when it's snowing out.