Thursday, August 30, 2007

RANDOMS ON THE STORM

If the Guardian Angels see you coming they will fuck you up! I bumped into them looking like a gang wearing gloves, berets, and a mean mug with keen eyes for those who attempt to steal an old lady's bag. They handed me a pamphlet that reads in bold type, " We offer assistance and protection to any members of the public and we will not hesitate to physically protect victims of crime. We started in 1979 in the Bronx with 13 young men and are now counting over 5000 members in 7 countries worldwide!!!"
I kind of want to join, anyone can join. Just because it would be so crazy to get a call at 5 am like, "Yo Naughton, let's do this, meet me at 125th and lets go find some creeps!"
It's basically a good gang.

This asian girl couldn't speak a lick of English and she walked up to me taking this flick and said we should call the police. Now I seriously feel bad that I just acted like I couldn't understand her and walked away. Man, I am a jerk.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

EVEN GODZILLA BUM MADE AN ACHY NOISE WHEN HE TOSSED A GARBAGE CAN.

All joking aside, Luke was trying backside flips over this can and his board shot out underneath a bench and this big dude with a bloody bandaged arm got up and said something to the effect of, "See what happens if that happens again, just see." So Luke walks past me and says "Yeah, that guy just told me to see what happens if my board goes near him again."
He rode away and I set up to take another picture, I'm all set up, I'm basically laying down on the ground with the can in focus when all of a sudden Godzilla Bum comes into my viewfinder and picks up the can over his head. Since I was two feet away from him I moved my camera to my side and kind of turned because I thought he was going to chuck the green can at my head, which could in all seriousness cause some bit of damage to the skull. But he just did this amazing Godzilla Bumtoss that could only occur if you just drank Malt liquor and took a nap.
I'm still so pissed at myself for not getting a picture of the can raised over the head, or at least the toss, but I was fearing for my cranium at the moment. We just left and laughed about it for a good hour.

A nice little wallride nollie out to ride away regular at the hospital spot on 2nd Ave.

DAYSLEEPER

The newest Nike ad, "Life's too short, unlace and relax."

I felt bad about taking another photo while the guy walked past me but soon realized he was sleepwalking and couldn't possibly be affected.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

SERIOUS WORKOUT.

TIE YOUR DOGS UP AND DO FIFTY PULLUPS.

J.ust A.nother C.hicago K.id

Monday, August 20, 2007

MON


Maps to the skaters homes.

The best James Brown impersonator to the float down the river.