CROSS-KIDS

I'm not really religious at all, but still, after all these years, I have a fascination with the people who take it really seriously.

YEAH!!!

DOGLADY.

SUICIDE SLIDE.

I've heard people say that toll attendants have a high suicide rate but this guy was the happiest person I've seen all week.

12TH AND A.

Billy Rohan is the mayor of 12th and A, cooking up hot dogs for all his children.

Billy's gonnna be teaching classes for skateboarding?!

If you know anything about skateboarding in New York, then you can't dismiss Scotty Schwartz. He skates more than anybody else I know. I had two shots left on my film and he destroyed two frontside feebles in a row going fast as hell. I can't say enough good things about this guy. He's probably skating by himself right now and I'm jealous. Because I'm the nerd in front of a computer and he's out killing it getting the spring sweat out.

THE MEGAPHONE KID

"You, yeah you! Get over here. I'm going to give you the best job out of all the kids."
"But, I want to hand out pamphlets."
"Not today kiddo, trust me, everyone wanted to be the megaphone kid, and now you are him. So suit up, we got the crowd shuffling along soon enough."
"But..."
"Shut up and get into the megaphone suit NOW!"
Little Johnny put it on and stood dutifully.