NINO QUINCAMPOIX!!!

HOW TO SAVE A HALLOWEEN AND RUIN YOUR LIFE.

TREAT YOURSELF BEFORE 2010 VANISHES FROM SIGHT.

Four dollar shoeshine. Five dollar tip. Feeling like a crisp hundred dollar bill.

COVER OPTIONS.

Found this photograph in the bottom of a pile in some thrift store uptown. I really want to use it for a Dardys cover somewhere along the line. We'll see what the others think.

READING HER MESS.

A slight fixation with reading girls through their dresser-messers.

GHETTO 4-TRACK RIG.

Aw don't worry about drums, I got some under my bed. Drum sticks?... This Fila coat hanger cracked in two'll do. A microphone?...Aw we'll just plug directly into the tape recorder.

WHEN YOU BREAK INTO YOUR BEST FRIENDS PLACE.

THE MASTER OF FUCK.

I doubt more than three people will get thru this.
One man in his bathroom just ranting about like everything he has ever written.
Who in this modern world has the time for that?

STRIKE A POSE.

The coolest thing about... Wait... Have you noticed this new phenomenon? You're hanging out with a girl and all of a sudden she just makes this really cute semi-whining voice and goes, "Gosh I haven't been to yoga in so long. I neeeed to go today. Oh... but I can't go today. Tomorrow... I'm definitely going tomorrow" And then she just busts into a classic pose.
I'm a huge fan of this.